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Lightsabers in the Band Room?

Not as absurd as you might think.

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An "unnamed person" falls over a chair.

Aiden Owen

Aiden Owen

An "unnamed person" falls over a chair.

Aiden Owen

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During the last day of finals a group of hooligans, who shall remain nameless, charged into the band room. Between the 5 of them, they brought 5 swords and a PINK LIGHTSABER! A nameless band member decided, upon their arrival, to join in on their shenanigans. At first, that band member simply wielded the extra sword, but after some time he ran out to another band member’s car and returned with a second, green lightsaber!

All Mr. Kirkwood had to say about the incident was “You call that a big pink lightsaber?”

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Aiden Owen, Photography Editor
Aiden is TheMAV’s photo editor and in-house photographer. He is a junior this year. He is currently working on starting his own photography business. He enjoys his craft and helping others with their goals. You can contact him at [email protected]
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One Response to “Lightsabers in the Band Room?”

  1. Caden Campbell on January 5th, 2018 6:25 am

    Love it! From personal experience I can say that when we have no concert to prepare for, you never know what is going to happen in the band room!

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