Lightsabers in the Band Room?

Not as absurd as you might think.


Aiden Owen

An “unnamed person” falls over a chair.

Aiden Owen, Photography Editor

During the last day of finals a group of hooligans, who shall remain nameless, charged into the band room. Between the 5 of them, they brought 5 swords and a PINK LIGHTSABER! A nameless band member decided, upon their arrival, to join in on their shenanigans. At first, that band member simply wielded the extra sword, but after some time he ran out to another band member’s car and returned with a second, green lightsaber!

All Mr. Kirkwood had to say about the incident was “You call that a big pink lightsaber?”