Current inflation in the US is at an all-time low of 3.7 percent because the value of money simply doesn’t exist anymore. A new up-and-coming method of financial counseling called “girl math” has...

Satire is a genre of writing that uses humor and exaggeration to address a greater social issue. All comments made in this satire are sarcastic, but are also looking at the reality of trends and social...

The clock’s ticking. Class is finally almost over. Now it’s time to plan another get together. The bathroom is probably the best place to meet up with all ya gurls and gossip about what that person...

*Most elements of this article are satirical, but the main message is not: stay safe, be vigilant, and use caution when leaving your home.  Amidst the chaos surrounding the pandemic, COVID-19, stores...

Step aside coronavirus — there’s a new deadly disease in town that goes by the name of Senioritis.  Senioritis tends to start spreading at the beginning of each school year, and the majority of...

Before she goes into the bathroom stall, the exemplary female Maverick hits all of the buttons on the hand dryers so that they blow while she does her business. Business like peeing and pooping, two...

before reading this, u should check out the bubly website. 10/10 would visit again. many of u may have noticed the bubly machine in the commons, and many of u have bought some bubly. if u did, u may...

Indoor plants can present the unique challenge of growing an emotional being in an environment totally unsuitable for its growth. Much like humans, raising a plant with too little attention can result...

Thursday, the second of November. Students across Mead High School are again disappointed as the favorite school lunch “crispitos” are nowhere to be seen. Panic and confusion seems inevitable, as...