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Mead High School’s Student News

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Getting a refund means you just made money.

Girl math combats US inflation by diminishing the value of money (Satire)

Shayd Fuller, Content Editor November 16, 2023

Current inflation in the US is at an all-time low of 3.7 percent because the value of money simply doesn’t exist anymore. A new up-and-coming method of financial counseling called “girl math” has...

Girl’s brother gets botox like Zac Efron (Satire)

Girl’s brother gets botox like Zac Efron (Satire)

Skylar Whalen and Jorja Haskin December 1, 2022

Satire is a genre of writing that uses humor and exaggeration to address a greater social issue. All comments made in this satire are sarcastic, but are also looking at the reality of trends and social...

Many girls walk in and out of the girls bathroom during passing periods.

How to successfully find your friends in the bathroom (Satire)

Skylar Whalen, Editor-in-Chief March 2, 2022

The clock’s ticking. Class is finally almost over. Now it’s time to plan another get together. The bathroom is probably the best place to meet up with all ya gurls and gossip about what that person...

A picture in a store parking lot.

How to navigate the store during the COVID-19 pandemic (Satire)

Miles Michell, Content Editor April 29, 2020

*Most elements of this article are satirical, but the main message is not: stay safe, be vigilant, and use caution when leaving your home.  Amidst the chaos surrounding the pandemic, COVID-19, stores...

Senior falls asleep in class due to the effects of Senioritis.

Senioritis: The deadly disease (Satire)

Arizona Lee, Editor-in-Chief March 6, 2020

Step aside coronavirus — there’s a new deadly disease in town that goes by the name of Senioritis.  Senioritis tends to start spreading at the beginning of each school year, and the majority of...

A happy Maverick uses a hand dryer in its best form

How to run the motion-sensing hand dryers while you pee (Satire)

Adah McMillan, Copy and Design Editor November 1, 2019

Before she goes into the bathroom stall, the exemplary female Maverick hits all of the buttons on the hand dryers so that they blow while she does her business. Business like peeing and pooping, two...

Michael Bublé bubly.

can bubly replace ur significant other (Satire)

Alex Olson, Managing Editor April 12, 2019

before reading this, u should check out the bubly website. 10/10 would visit again. many of u may have noticed the bubly machine in the commons, and many of u have bought some bubly. if u did, u may...

A general guide to growing indoor plants (Satire)

A general guide to growing indoor plants (Satire)

Alex Olson, Managing Editor March 1, 2019

Indoor plants can present the unique challenge of growing an emotional being in an environment totally unsuitable for its growth. Much like humans, raising a plant with too little attention can result...

Breaking news: School lunch favorite crispitos havent been seen since the beginning of school, starting to worry students (satire)

Breaking news: School lunch favorite “crispitos” haven’t been seen since the beginning of school, starting to worry students (satire)

Garrett Schroeder, Editor November 2, 2017

Thursday, the second of November. Students across Mead High School are again disappointed as the favorite school lunch “crispitos” are nowhere to be seen. Panic and confusion seems inevitable, as...

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