The bell has just rung, now it's time to run. You walk quickly out the classroom door, dodging the slow walkers, trying to get to your car before the clock strikes 2:46. If you're late, expect an actual...

If you're a new trucker learning how to hit the road with the best snacks and trying to find a gas station snack, there's only one man to turn to: Uncle Rob. Uncle Rob, described as a legend in the...

My love, I’m writing this letter with spite in my soul. Spite, yearning, and jealousy. Who knows if you will read my letter, I hope you feel the same, I want you to feel the same. I feel spite, spite...

It’s the evil ones dressed in blue and gray metal that meticulously suck your hair into their tight grasp. Then, by some random fate, when you feel the itch to sit up, it attacks, and your hair is ripped...

The time has come; the Gen Beta kids are here. Any kids born after January 1, 2025, are considered a part of Generation Beta. Gen Alpha has set a generational high for “most tyrant children” with...

The hallway should always be moving at a steady pace. When the freshmen enter the school, the hallways are still. Like road blocks, they all join hands and barricade the entrances of each wing, making...

Current inflation in the US is at an all-time low of 3.7 percent because the value of money simply doesn’t exist anymore. A new up-and-coming method of financial counseling called “girl math” has...

Satire is a genre of writing that uses humor and exaggeration to address a greater social issue. All comments made in this satire are sarcastic, but are also looking at the reality of trends and social...

The clock’s ticking. Class is finally almost over. Now it’s time to plan another get together. The bathroom is probably the best place to meet up with all ya gurls and gossip about what that person...

*Most elements of this article are satirical, but the main message is not: stay safe, be vigilant, and use caution when leaving your home.  Amidst the chaos surrounding the pandemic, COVID-19, stores...

Step aside coronavirus — there’s a new deadly disease in town that goes by the name of Senioritis.  Senioritis tends to start spreading at the beginning of each school year, and the majority of...

Before she goes into the bathroom stall, the exemplary female Maverick hits all of the buttons on the hand dryers so that they blow while she does her business. Business like peeing and pooping, two...