The time has come; the Gen Beta kids are here. Any kids born after January 1, 2025, are considered a part of Generation Beta.
Gen Alpha has set a generational high for “most tyrant children” with 98% disrespecting at least five adults weekly. But this sparked the question of how long they will hold this title.
Some have said, unlike Boomers who would travel to Timbuktu and back again during an Antarctic winter with only a short sleeve and passion to learn, Gen Alpha kindergarteners and younger were seen texting their parents when making it to the door, after getting walked to the door.
Additionally, new parks have been added to schools with built in VR headsets all around so kids can have a break from using their imagination. Isla Samson, a child at one of these new parks, posted the following on her Instagram story:
“These parks blow, like they really expect us to run around or like to be outside. Personally, if it doesn’t involve Sephora or volleyball, I won’t be caught dead moving physically.”
More recently, some wild cases have seen the Gen Beta newborns being born clutching iPads out of the womb. Dr. Theodore Sterling gives us more on this phenomenon, sharing, “It’s at an all time high. I was very stunned the first time I saw this happen. But now about seven out of ten moms I see daily have this happen.”
Teachers have been seen starting to hide under desks to avoid the children. One teacher, Ms. Padgett said, “I’m so excited to come in every morning and get disrespected and made fun of by a five-year-old.” She shared that, “The kids get more wild everyday. I can’t even fathom Generation Beta.”
You can bet that when iPad kids are in politics, my old lady self will be tucked deep into a bunker in the middle of nowhere, reminiscing on my creative and technology-free childhood.
