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“Merry Christmas you filthy animal. Your elf hunting days are over.” —Fillip Potts

Local elves reveal scandalizing truth (humor)

Skylar Whalen, Editor-in-Chief December 11, 2023

Thursday, Dec. 7, some community members spoke out to the Mav Student Newspaper about a traumatizing cycle of events. “I used to be an elf. There, I said it,” said Ellen Degeneres, a Mead local undergoing...

Jake Paul and Logan Paul are two competing influencer brothers.

Jake Paul completely destroyed by comeback songs (Humor)

Enola Potter, Writer May 17, 2023

Artist Jake Paul and his music “career” were a big hit from 2016-2017. However, his brother, Logan Paul, as well as other creators, tore down Jake Paul’s music career with ease. Jake Paul made his...

The lid to this big stall toilet seat barely holds on.

D-wing toilet seat has finally fallen (Humor)

Skylar Whalen, Editor-in-Chief March 18, 2022

Over the course of a few months the toilet in the D-wing girls bathroom has loosened. The culprit? Whenever the door came open in the downstairs restroom, a certain group of scared girls would crowd onto...

Of the working water fountains, there are some I would recommend and others I would stay far away from.

Mead’s water fountains: a comprehensive review and guide (Humor)

Alejandro Aguilar Rubio, Writer March 14, 2022

WATER! A commodity freely given to any student who wanders the halls of Mead High School, yet in varying degrees of taste and temperature. Imagine you just get out of a sweaty P.E. Class, your throat...

A picture in a store parking lot.

How to navigate the store during the COVID-19 pandemic (Satire)

Miles Michell, Content Editor April 29, 2020

*Most elements of this article are satirical, but the main message is not: stay safe, be vigilant, and use caution when leaving your home.  Amidst the chaos surrounding the pandemic, COVID-19, stores...

Senior falls asleep in class due to the effects of Senioritis.

Senioritis: The deadly disease (Satire)

Arizona Lee, Editor-in-Chief March 6, 2020

Step aside coronavirus — there’s a new deadly disease in town that goes by the name of Senioritis.  Senioritis tends to start spreading at the beginning of each school year, and the majority of...

Alejandro Aguilar (22) is hit while riding skateboard. Dont worry; its staged.

How to drive in the parking lot (Humor)

Miles Michell, Content Editor January 24, 2020

You're standing in your classroom, not even five feet from the door. Your eyes on the clock, counting every second until the bell rings. When it finally does, you're speedily walking towards the front...

“I tried to text my mom I wanted Wendy’s and it said ‘I want weed’.” -- Alyssa Henry

AutoINcorrect (Humor)

Arizona Lee, Editor-in-Chief December 5, 2019

Oh, autocorrect. It shows up on essays, in texts, in emails. It changes words and phrases to things that make us laugh and make us VERY confused. Oftentimes, autocorrect doesn’t really help besides flipping...

Michael Bublé bubly.

can bubly replace ur significant other (Satire)

Alex Olson, Managing Editor April 12, 2019

before reading this, u should check out the bubly website. 10/10 would visit again. many of u may have noticed the bubly machine in the commons, and many of u have bought some bubly. if u did, u may...

Frustrated Newspaper adviser Jamie Hedlun shows relief after she sees the story being published.

Writer finally turns story in (humor)

Garrett Schroeder, Editor January 29, 2018

Monday, January 29th, nothing short of a miracle occurred when writer Garrett Schroeder actually turned an article he had been writing in. “I was more than surprised” said class overseer Jamie...

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