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Mead High School’s Student News

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“Merry Christmas you filthy animal. Your elf hunting days are over.” —Fillip Potts

Local elves reveal scandalizing truth (humor)

Skylar Whalen, Editor-in-Chief December 11, 2023

Thursday, Dec. 7, some community members spoke out to the Mav Student Newspaper about a traumatizing cycle of events. “I used to be an elf. There, I said it,” said Ellen Degeneres, a Mead local undergoing...

The lid to this big stall toilet seat barely holds on.

D-wing toilet seat has finally fallen (Humor)

Skylar Whalen, Editor-in-Chief March 19, 2022

Over the course of a few months the toilet in the D-wing girls bathroom has loosened. The culprit? Whenever the door came open in the downstairs restroom, a certain group of scared girls would crowd onto...

Senior falls asleep in class due to the effects of Senioritis.

Senioritis: The deadly disease (Satire)

Arizona Lee, Editor-in-Chief March 6, 2020

Step aside coronavirus — there’s a new deadly disease in town that goes by the name of Senioritis.  Senioritis tends to start spreading at the beginning of each school year, and the majority of...

Alejandro Aguilar ('22) is hit while riding skateboard. Don't worry; it's staged.

How to drive in the parking lot (Humor)

Miles Michell, Content Editor January 24, 2020

You're standing in your classroom, not even five feet from the door. Your eyes on the clock, counting every second until the bell rings. When it finally does, you're speedily walking towards the front...

“I tried to text my mom I wanted Wendy’s and it said ‘I want weed’.” -- Alyssa Henry

AutoINcorrect (Humor)

Arizona Lee, Editor-in-Chief December 5, 2019

Oh, autocorrect. It shows up on essays, in texts, in emails. It changes words and phrases to things that make us laugh and make us VERY confused. Oftentimes, autocorrect doesn’t really help besides flipping...

Michael Bublé bubly.

can bubly replace ur significant other (Satire)

Alex Olson, Managing Editor April 12, 2019

before reading this, u should check out the bubly website. 10/10 would visit again. many of u may have noticed the bubly machine in the commons, and many of u have bought some bubly. if u did, u may...

Frustrated Newspaper adviser Jamie Hedlun shows relief after she sees the story being published.

Writer finally turns story in (humor)

Garrett Schroeder, Editor January 29, 2018

Monday, January 29th, nothing short of a miracle occurred when writer Garrett Schroeder actually turned an article he had been writing in. “I was more than surprised” said class overseer Jamie...

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