The hallway should always be moving at a steady pace. When the freshmen enter the school, the hallways are still. Like road blocks, they all join hands and barricade the entrances of each wing, making...

In 2020 a man on Tiktok under the account name @dotzshow (which I will refer to as Dot)  posted a video of a man stealing from 7/11 in the form of a Slurpee. Dot approaches the thief in the act and...

Current inflation in the US is at an all-time low of 3.7 percent because the value of money simply doesn’t exist anymore. A new up-and-coming method of financial counseling called “girl math” has...

Satire is a genre of writing that uses humor and exaggeration to address a greater social issue. All comments made in this satire are sarcastic, but are also looking at the reality of trends and social...

The clock’s ticking. Class is finally almost over. Now it’s time to plan another get together. The bathroom is probably the best place to meet up with all ya gurls and gossip about what that person...

If you’ve been alive and on the internet at least once in the last two years, you know that there has been an extremely legitimate debate over chicken sandwiches.  Avid fast food lovers are trying...

Commentaries are a type of journalistic writing where the author gives their view on the news. In this particular article, a student journalist provides their commentary on an experience most students...

*Most elements of this article are satirical, but the main message is not: stay safe, be vigilant, and use caution when leaving your home.  Amidst the chaos surrounding the pandemic, COVID-19, stores...

Step aside coronavirus — there’s a new deadly disease in town that goes by the name of Senioritis.  Senioritis tends to start spreading at the beginning of each school year, and the majority of...

Before she goes into the bathroom stall, the exemplary female Maverick hits all of the buttons on the hand dryers so that they blow while she does her business. Business like peeing and pooping, two...

before reading this, u should check out the bubly website. 10/10 would visit again. many of u may have noticed the bubly machine in the commons, and many of u have bought some bubly. if u did, u may...

Monday, January 29th, nothing short of a miracle occurred when writer Garrett Schroeder actually turned an article he had been writing in. “I was more than surprised” said class overseer Jamie...